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Crista Anne
@crista.bsky.social
a 40ish neuroqueer chaos goblin (she/her) who is tired of writing bios & biding my time till I can open my dildo shop. may or may not be notable. rep: Jessica Friedman @ SLL 🔞: this account is not suitable for children, especially mine
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Yessss, this is glorious

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Oooh! I love Buffalo 💙 My next move is definitely in a northern direction, though I’ll probably head back to Wisconsin - where I’m originally from.

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You have all my ✨good vibes✨ - You got this!!

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That’s incredibly wise - I’m here bc my favorite Aunt lives here and I help her out as she’s getting older, and coastal is used broadly - I’m about 45 minutes from the actual coast.

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😘😘 thank you, love. I missed y’all bunches. It’s been ~an experience~ and there was a lot of healing, less recharging, but I’m getting there 🩷

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I’m in eastern/coastal North Carolina for now, have been since mid-2020. It’s lovely, but definitely not where I’m gonna stay for long.

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It’s not just you, there seem to be some struggles with the influx of new folks

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to be fair, I’m also cranky before my bedtime, directly after waking up, and any time I’m breathing

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Fuck, I know, right? Profoundly envious

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Clearly! She’s the most perfect creature

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Crista Anne
@crista.bsky.social
a 40ish neuroqueer chaos goblin (she/her) who is tired of writing bios & biding my time till I can open my dildo shop. may or may not be notable. rep: Jessica Friedman @ SLL 🔞: this account is not suitable for children, especially mine
997 followers867 following6.7k posts