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Aelin, Glasswalker (RPG Parody)
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Call center employee. Gamer. Eater of vampires. Totally not a werewolf. Honest. (Please don't take things on this account seriously.)
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//forgive radio silence. I've been not funny for a few weeks as I write a Shadowrun TTRPG adventure.

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Ever wonder what the umbra is like? I don't love it. No cell service. You've never wondered that? Damn...

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//there is a book series called Stray Cat Strut by Ravensdagger. I'm hooked.

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//that moment where your character warns someone they are gonna find out of they keep fracking around, and then that someone DOES find out. Bliss.

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// there is graffiti around my city that just says "Are you Lost?" It is scattered around a few different places. And my first thought is that there is a Changeling out there desperately looking for more Changelings.

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Caught a vampire in a catsuit in my server room. You know what she did? Tried to TELL me that we were friends and that I should let her go. Power fist design works. She's way less pretty and less chatty now. Tossed her out. But the worst part? I FEEL bad about it. Ugh. Big tough wolf over here.

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Pinched from the Lore By Night Discord server.

Meme has a picture of Theo Bell and text saying:
Remember, Licks:Vtm edition wars only distract us from the true enemy the tremere
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*updates list of deeds* *Phone rings. Aelin answers.* "Challenge mound? ... I thought the deed was funny... Please stop yelling... Yes, I know the deeds are serious... Sir, do NOT break that laptop..." *Muffled kaboom* "... What do you MEAN a second challenge?"

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Remember the guy I wanted to send the spirits after? Turns out you can ruin a guys week by sending him a spring loaded package full of glitter at his job. That Armani business suit will never be clean.

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Alpha thinks I'm tracking rogue weaver spirits. Telling me I'm doing a good job. That program is running on its own and has been for two days. I'm playing Baldur's Gate 3 on twitch and getting praised for it.

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Aelin, Glasswalker (RPG Parody)
@criticalmiss.bsky.social
Call center employee. Gamer. Eater of vampires. Totally not a werewolf. Honest. (Please don't take things on this account seriously.)
36 followers32 following223 posts