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Christopher Monks
@crmonks.bsky.social
Managing Editor of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. Author of The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life. Dominator of waiting rooms. Fragile fan of the Dolphins, Sixers, and Red Sox.
278 followers74 following13 posts
That song that faintly plays in the background when you’re on the Battle Bus in Fortnite is my new favorite jam. I am 53 years old.
Watching Sixers/Celts exhibition game because I’m a masochist and not my best ally.
You just know, despite everything else, all Trump is focused on is the mugshot. He’s been practicing in the mirror all week.
CM
Christopher Monks
@crmonks.bsky.social
Managing Editor of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. Author of The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life. Dominator of waiting rooms. Fragile fan of the Dolphins, Sixers, and Red Sox.
278 followers74 following13 posts