sqh: wanna bet. watch sy: airplane— sqh: [clears his throat] liu qingge is not straight sy: fuck OFF it's a rhetorical device— sqh: no, wait, hang on, i'll prove it sy: sy: ...how sqh: i'm going to call him and ask sy: oh. sqh: what—are you DISAPPOINTED?

sqh: what, did you think I was going to seduce the guy— sy: what—NO, why would I think— sqh: who the fuck knows. whatever, it wouldn't work for me anyway sy: what does THAT mean— sqh: shh shut up i'm calling sqh: hey liu-di quick q, are you attracted to men?

obviously there's a bingliushen nightmare going on here but I'm cracking up imagining shen yuan realizing that a second person is gay and it's mobei jun