Not one to boast but I had 3 different dreams last night, including one where the police chased a wrong’un into my house while I was asleep.

Dunno about you but I can’t wait to spend 30 grand on a robot that definitely won’t beat me to death with my own lawnmower

Went out last night to see the light show but couldn't see a bat. Good job I'm not bothered at all. #StupidBorals

Got accused of having a smirky face today. I have been doing a fair bit of smirking to be fair.

I hope you’ve all been wearing your hats today. Bit nippy.

Am watching Inside The Factory with Gregggg Wallace. I’ve never tried a Bath Bomb but they look really tasty.

My match tonight has been cancelled because we’re a football team not a water polo team *Shakes fist at God*

Episode 4 of Ludwig. The murders are very silly but am gripped by the central plot.

Am watching The Office US and Christopher from The Sopranos has popped up as a martial arts trainer. Excellent.

I love water except when it’s falling from the sky in persistent quantities.