I'm enjoying that I was the last one before a benchmark number. 999 feels better than 1001 for some reason.

Ya, push yourself to the bathroom to hurl again. :P

Hi Merritt, don't let this discourage you. I've been in a similar boat of malaise in life and really a lot of things just happen in a blink of an eye, but you just need to stay vigilant and keep trying stuff out. You'll make it, I'm very sure.

We could open a path to the warp and send Joe in.

Rude. I'll summon a 90 year old to ruin their life in a tractor trailer then.

IT'S ELDER ABUSE TO NOT USE CAPITALIZATION AND PUNCTUATION.

NO, THIS IS A RECENT PHENOMENON. I WILL NOTNSTAND FOR THIS VILE SLANDER.

Oh god... I'm turning into an illiterate. 😭

WHAT ANTHEM ELBOW.

You got this, bucko. :P