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@cryptotheism.bsky.social
Occultist, Author, insufferable pop-historian.
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Criminal: "Nice try, you won't get me with Bad Cop / Tree Cop." Cop 1: "Where's the body you scumbag!? I swear I'll cut you." Cop 2: "Oughhh my branches are so full of apples."
I ain't afraid of you, tree cop. You're all bark
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FEMIURGE
@cryptotheism.bsky.social
Occultist, Author, insufferable pop-historian.
788 followers31 following7 posts