I don’t really like shark week because they make sharks really seem like the bad guy. sharks really need more positive PR!
i refuse to touch grass today
happy Saturday hedons
you literally cannot stop me from being friends with everyone
If this is not the face of sheer existential dread and fear imagining one of the worst fates known to mankind, I don’t know what is.
Would you laugh if a large bird grabbed someone & flew away? Or if a piano fell out of the sky? Would that be funny? Does that seem like a joke? What if someone ran at full speed into a tunnel that was secretly a wall? Is that humorous? Is that a joking matter to you? Disgusting.
the good thing about working in tech is that you can just close your computer when you’re tired of it. good luck finding me away from your little fake screen world suckers.
my grandkids are going to be so proud of me one day for being in the bluesky closed beta
Bizarre choice on their part that would get them booted from any other closed beta. Good call.