Mommy's are a myth created by the establishment to keep us in check, reject the law, break conformity, deviate and defeat. We will not be oppressed! *Draws sword*

I think there is only bottoms in this if I'm being honest :P

Someday at the retirement home "somebody shit my pants"- same energy

Oh no I instantly reverted back to my birdapp habits and bullied xD

Gosh what big babies both of you are :3

So anyway, this halfling orphan gunslinger I'm playing for outlaws of Alkenstar tomorrow...

It's ok, maybe next time you will make it to the actual potty first, but I'm almost certain your leggings will remain a victim :P

I think you misspelled "baby" but I suppose anybody could be a baby 😏

"accidents"

I just saw my own post and was like "oh shit that's a banger" and went to comment and realized I myself had posted it... I do in fact have a brain I swear😶‍🌫️