Me waiting for the food I ordered 10 seconds ago Me waiting for the food I ordered 10 seconds ago

Jubilee from X-Men if she had a Bluesky account:

I'm sorry KFC -what- kind of sauce? I'm sorry KFC -what- kind of sauce?

You had me at Val Kilmer

Sorry guys no more goofing, ADHD meds kicked in. Gotta hyper focus on something dumb now Sorry guys no more goofing, ADHD meds kicked in. Gotta hyper focus on something dumb now

"Coke or pepsi?" Me: oh am non religious and support science, Dr Pepper

I just feel myself becoming less sane. the inner shitposter within me is breaking his bondsI just feel myself becoming less sane. the inner shitposter within me is breaking his bonds

they're putting sugar in candy and giving it out to kids on halloween

It’s me, I’m another mentally ill persons

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