In case of Kid Rock, you shouldn't even assume that it's a real conundrum, it's probably a conundrum machine.

I'm strongly advising you to reject this piece of advice.

I'm not sure if you are aware, but if you want to—and why wouldn't you—there are other ways, besides having a stroke, that would allow you to enjoy the smell of burning police cars.

Same can be said of cans of soup. (Even when those cans are not made of gold, but instead of silver or platinum or something like that.)

I’m sure this pattern is totally arbitrary.

Only tangentially related: Don't know if you already heard this one? It's from Lee Scratch Perry's latest and last studio album that was only released earlier this year? www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YDT... (That whole album is actually pretty good, dub but with a "triphoppy" feel.)

King of the Animals

YouTube video by Lee "Scratch" Perry - Topic

Looks plant-based enough to me, but would they be vegan?

Exactly. And that nicely proves and/or underlines the point he made.

I’m like a hotel from the movie Psycho (1960).