“what’s a swiffer? it’s all over the television and i can’t quit make out what it is.” “it’s like a push thingy.” “what?” “yeah, like a mop.” “a mop?” “yeah, flat mop.” “it’s a fucking mop? These girls make it sound like something that would give you multiple orgasms.”

“well, dotty, any mop can give you an orgasm.”