Search your camera roll for “hell”

Paleontologists should’ve been called dinoisseurs and I’ll die on this hill

reskeet a picture of the very first game you remember playing

I make damn sure that I am markedly worse than anybody I invite here.

You telling me a crab ran these goons?

Shoutout to the GOAT of Waggin' Wednesday

Personally I don’t think Marty gets banned often enough

The key to becoming a true alpha male is having a penis so comically minuscule that you feel motivated to prove yourself every day