I really don't mind rambling/off-topic stuff. I want to follow the person, not just the brand they're creating.

Welcome to my profile: I'm Riley! I'm an 18+ person that exists and posts slop on main. I tend to focus on absurdist humor and "deep" thoughts. I don't reblog? retweet? often, but that will probably change soon. So yeah, I'll keep adding to this as necessary! Thank you for stopping by!

My friend (just got done making funny faces in the mirror): ok lets go Me (about to see Bigfoot in 21.98 seconds): Uh, what was that? My friend: so the mirror demon doesnt steal my soul Me: That has got to be the dumbest th- BIGFOOT?!

*gulp*

NOOOOOOOOOO

If you see this, quote it! Country - USA 😔 Height - 6'6 🗿 Age - Over 18 Loves - analysis of music, movies, video games, absurdist humor Hates - mean people Favorite Drink - Root Beer 🥺 Drives - N/A Favorite Games - Stardew Valley, Warframe, etc. Dream Car - N/A

hi buddy!!

IT WORKED!!!!

Let me try something here. Cis.

Real as heck, honestly.