That is quite the RIYL

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What if a monorail had no rail. Or light. Or air.

In this day and age, the way to manage a campaign is to forever chase your candidate picking up after him like he's a toddler.

I only need a robot for one thing, to lie to me about how great the future will be

"People like you"?

Sure, but those will be the people already being fooled by "my friend's friend's third cousin's uncle saw Clinton eat a baby"

Cool, it can watch the kids on that self-driving trip to Mars which will surely happen any day now

The implicit argument behind every "Harris must promise centrism" column is that Trump voters get to define words like reasonable and extreme. If you ever voted for Trump, you forever surrendered the privilege of defining what's normal, I'm sorry!

Call me crazy but a government full of incompetent fascists seems a lot more worrisome that one full of competent non-fascists