I am an Undecided Voter. and I really need help. I have been locked in my bathroom for days even though there is no lock on the door that I remember. Should I try pushing the door instead of pulling it? I don't know. I don't know what to do. I'm very scared and very very mad.

. I just relapsed on Costco rotisserie chicken after successfully staying clean for six months. I'm so ashamed. I feel like the grease will never wash off these guilty, guilty hands. Soon I'll be putting the carcass in a freezer bag, telling myself I can make a soup with it... LIES. All lies.

Don’t you dare “long story short” me. I wanna hear alllll about your brother’s, boss’s, cousin’s, neighbor’s, son who caught syphilis in a 1970’s bath house

Leica’s aurora photo bomb may just be the best picture I’ll ever take

I designed a logo for a project I was working on at work, you know, because I had a personal connection to it. I got multiple messages a few days after that to design project logos for 5 other teams and to create the design for our organization's yearly team t-shirt.

Moo Deng you’ve had your fun now it’s time to knock that shit off and grow up

i got that dog inside me (i’m at costco)

Tableside guac should be a crime

GM! Enjoy the salamander juice!

It's all soft, tarp-like, roofing material. So it mostly ripped into pieces of tarp and flew around the streets