Republicans carefully research facts to ensure that they do not influence their policies.

Republicans won't allow that for obvious reasons.

True.

When a random person stops me in the street and asks me if I would like to talk about our lord and saviour, I am tempted ask if they would like to talk about string theory.

Someone who should be safely behind bars.

Ironic coming from a convicted felon who is *not* behind bars.

I need to remember that one.

#VoteThemOut

The second most senile candidate dropped out.