Well, went down a treat.

>Looks at packet< "Serves six" >Looks at portion Six.... pygmies. On a diet perhaps. Meatballs to be served with this.

Looks amazing.

And you didn't stop to pick up a Pukka Pie at Syston?

Hatch End?

Eeek. Done my shopping and forgot the milk. Need milk for tea at work tomorrow. Ding! Tesco DoorDash to the rescue. Just casually adding a few extra items to get it over the £15 minimum basket threshold.

Space Karen right now...

a person is laying on the floor in front of a display of zap

ALT: a person is laying on the floor in front of a display of zap

Welcome to my mutual followers from 'that other place' suffering a user haemorrhage. Please, make yourselves comfortable.