Oh that is lovely. I've been longing to re-read this series recently, and they're all digital copies sooooooooo *click*

Yes. Yes you have.

I'm cackling

Maybe blasphemous acts is what's needed to get the bank to ACTUALLY LET YOU BUY THE HOUSE

Oh that road with the mountains in the back. <3

What a ride! Your naivete was arguably a boon, at least you weren't stressed to the gills about Mr. Poor Taste In Pink. Good people are everywhere (and I disagree about not deserving them) and that's the point I'm deciding to take from this

I know this pain

I'm actually kind of impressed by the incompetence

Dude it took me over a week to pack up my life, and I was living in a 1-bedroom apartment (while working full time, mind you)... you have all my sympathy

You currently live in hell