Simpler times.

I don’t remember moving to Alaska.

My weekend begins now.

I think my sister might have won this year’s obnoxious sock war.

Ooh these new @bombas are niiiiice.

Look at her working the cute.

For those of you thinking Canada is the motherland and where to run to, I’d like to tell you I just sent a friend $100 worth of groceries because he is starving. It ain’t the life you imagine, folks. Fight and die here.

I’m in the market for a new car. I thought the salesmen were way over invested in social media before but ONE DUDE legit just sent me a personalized video of what’s on the lot. I’ll probably use the dude if I buy from that dealer because he took his ass out in the snow to shoot it but WTF.

Shhh. Tom is resting.