It would have been more believable if you said the dog was in a trenchcoat.

How I arrived at BlueSky

a black and white photo of a horse drawn carriage in front of a sign that says blacksmith & co.

ALT: a black and white photo of a horse drawn carriage in front of a sign that says blacksmith & co.

This is a sad use of my donations to the Kennedy Victory Fund. kennedyvictoryfund.com

Was it a law that accordion teachers must be over 70?

Falcon and the Snowman?

Thank you for your service

three men in military uniforms salute each other

ALT: three men in military uniforms salute each other

Very appropriate since the 49ers are playing right now.

Sorry. I take all my future predictions from The Simpsons.

Wait until he finds out there were only a few TV channels.

Now it's one of those new fangled retractable roofs.