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Today is a good day to block

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Forever classic

ABandybechtel.bsky.social

Headline that says William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Junior
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Meme of Ben Affleck struggling to hold packages and a coffee cup while picking up an Amazon box.  Affleck is labelled "Jews in Elul".  The coffee and packages are:

Practicing shofar embrouchure 
Reading just the first chapter of 'this is real and you are completely unprepared'
Scrambling to get Sukkah materials ready
Planning break fast.

The Amazon package is labeled "doing teshuvah"
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Yikes. NCDOT’s office in Asheville, NC just posted this photo with the following caption: “You're standing on I-40, looking down at U.S. 74.”

A flooded highway that looks like a river. Original message:

⬇️ You're standing on I-40, looking down at U.S. 74.
❗ The Blue Ridge Parkway bridge is in the distance.
⚠️ Don't go out today. It's not safe.
#Helene #ncwx
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DSdsimeone.bsky.social

I always keep my sukkah up till Hanukkah, so as to light the candles outside in a Winnipeg winter. By which time the schach is nice and flammable.

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Now in a classy bag version

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From my LiveJournal days: A guy wandering into a feminist discussion of fashion and repeatedly telling everyone that women should only wear ballet flats because he thought they were more attractive than heels.

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Dalassa
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