Hmmm “There have been a lot of jokes made about Republican VP candidate JD Vance and a piece of furniture. Do you happen to know what piece of furniture is involved in these jokes?” [if r responds couch/sofa/love seat]: “What best describes your response to this kind of joke?”

(Response options something like: it’s misinformation, it’s inappropriate, it’s funny, it’s harmless; maybe a “choose all that apply”)