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@dangertits.bsky.social
I'm a thief, and a shit kicker, and I'd like to be famous 💄🦩
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Caregiver quit last night so I'm the wheelchair driver now. My look into healthcare at work and home these last 6 months has been illuminating

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lol

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He's not gonna grow anything, he's pretending to be in blue man group and is smacking them with a ping-pong paddle

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You can do it!

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No it was a jar of loaganma that was not the spicy chili crisp. Those ones are crunchy and yummy. This jar was mostly soybeans, and they were like eating smushy dead bees, and tasted like concentrated musty rotted laundry

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Licking a skunks ass would have been better

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Well i was cruisin' down the highway on a Halloween night when i had to take a whiz cuz I was drinkin' too much Sprite so i pulled into a rest stop where i thought i was alone but from the closest stall i heard the monster's lonely moan

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Last night I learned that not all fermented soybeans are created equal, and that was a harrowing experience

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I spent so much time at Castle Park playing video games and mini golf omg😭 majorly homesick now!

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🦇Danger Tits🦇
@dangertits.bsky.social
I'm a thief, and a shit kicker, and I'd like to be famous 💄🦩
848 followers369 following4.4k posts