Bottom of the Thames.

How are we this hard-up for food?

So many time travellers...

If your arsehole has a neighbour you should probably see a doctor. Especially if it's building basketball courts.

My partner's birthday presents continue.

Keep hearing ads on the radio for 'trust a traitor dot com' and can't help thinking that's terrible advice.

It's on Amazon. Do watch it. It's bloody great.

Just watched ZEF: The Story Of Die Antwoord, and honestly that was a ride. One of the best band docs I've ever seen. Just terrific.

My partner absolutely loving one of the presents I got her for her birthday.

'Morning, wonder if you can help me. I need a bunch of flowers and I've forgotten how much money is worth.'