The Tories remind me of my old labrador. Whenever we'd take her to the seaside she'd drink the sea water, then throw up. After she'd finished throwing up she'd drink more sea water.

Christmas will be six months old on Satruday. He just weighed in at 52Kg, and a height at the shoulder of 26 inches. He also decide to blink when I took the pic. 😂

Shame we let three in, a clean sheet would have been nice, but that's a goal every nine seconds!

The BBC write-up on how hurricanes are formed is a must-read...

As per usual we're down to the worst TWO. The process of sieving out anyone with a sliver of humility, humanity or basic competence has been wildly successful. The Tory membership will now pick the worst ONE and honestly it's never been closer.

I don't think most people realise how quickly it's possible to go from deciding whether to watch Bake Off or Love Island, to trying to agree on who gets to eat who.

Nice composition.

Cats should not be rolled up and thrown.

1. She has moved to a different job in Govt. 2. The 'sinking ship' soundbite is some Tory or other they can't even be bothered to name. Probably the worst front page in terms of actual journalism I've seen for quite some time.

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