I’ll tell you what’s not cope is the way Lukes fielded that fly ball. Gave himself no forward momentum and got himself twisted the wrong way on a ball he had time to set himself up for
I know this is just cope, but I didn’t like the pitch call. He just threw the greatest splitter in baseball history, let him throw another one down. Why the high fastball
I remember Coming to America doing that, it blew my mind. Like I was seeing something forbidden
I deactivated my Twitter—and I still think this place kind of sucks! I log on, I scroll a bit, and nope, nothing grabs me. It’s quiet and boring and the interface still rubs me the wrong way somehow. I promise I’m not a Twitter double agent
“Did you have sex with a bear?!” “Who told you that?” “The bear!” “What did he say?” “Guess who I fucked!”
It’s so funny to see someone in 2024 complain about the effects of sitcoms on the human brain when the real crisis is the very device they used to punch out that thought
Some will say it’s a lie. Whatever, they’re nuts. Far worse in my humble opinion are those who roll their eyes and say “poor you, you have to listen to people make explosion sounds while the people of Gaza die in actual explosions.” I actually see a lot more of that out there
It’s something my sixth grade math teacher would have said
It’s funny how no one can come out and say that the obvious number one use case and biggest reason to keep the price this high (or, hell, raise it) is porn