“Did you have sex with a bear?!” “Who told you that?” “The bear!” “What did he say?” “Guess who I fucked!”

But SCOTUS said presidents have total immunity

It’s so funny to see someone in 2024 complain about the effects of sitcoms on the human brain when the real crisis is the very device they used to punch out that thought

Some will say it’s a lie. Whatever, they’re nuts. Far worse in my humble opinion are those who roll their eyes and say “poor you, you have to listen to people make explosion sounds while the people of Gaza die in actual explosions.” I actually see a lot more of that out there

It’s something my sixth grade math teacher would have said

It’s funny how no one can come out and say that the obvious number one use case and biggest reason to keep the price this high (or, hell, raise it) is porn

Fair is fair

An Ian Campbell sighting! We’ll take it, even if it is eight years old

I don’t know how widespread the videos were—I imagine not nearly as widely as Yashar made it seem—but WaPo’s reliance on hashtag data to disprove his claim is silly, if not bad faith. Anyone who’s been on TikTok knows that videos don’t need hashtags to go ultra-viral, the algo is smarter than that

Twitter is down, I must always have the company of fresh posts, here I am