Right which one of you is this?

this is fake, no chance this person has a girlfriend

This is pretty much every nerdy British guy. It's really awkward when you hook up and try to figure out if they're down with your favourite doctor or if you have to pretend to be horny for Sylvester McCoy

THIS is the guy who should have written that terrible "what British people are really like" Guardian article

My money's on Colin Baker

*Coughs nervously and superficially innocently*

This naturally sent me to Google, and, I mean, this isn’t a bad look. I’m certainly not disinterested.