I accidentally published this with comments disabled earlier, but comments were made for this kind of thing. Fixed now: You should never soak a pan for more than twenty minutes. You'll never wash it again, if you do www.thechatner.com/p/ill-tell-y...
Your job was to soak it, now it’s being soaked, later on something else will probably happen, but that’s not your concern. Once you go down that path, there’s no end to it, for you can always convince...
I'll Tell You This For Free: Never Soak A Pan For Any Longer Than Twenty Minutes www.thechatner.com/p/ill-tell-y...
Your job was to soak it, now it’s being soaked, later on something else will probably happen, but that’s not your concern. Once you go down that path, there’s no end to it, for you can always convince...
"It was the end of the continental breakfast, and therefore the beginning of the end of everything else." starting my first novel with the most important meal of the day!
one of the greatest fragments of Greek lyric poetry, Alcman's "Partheneion," features a chorus of maidens arguing over how hot their choir director is: "her whose graceful ankles look better than most faces" www.thechatner.com/p/force-rank...
Should you like to preorder a copy of my next book, Women’s Hotel, from the Strand, you can do so here. Should you like a 20% discount in doing so, you have only to enter the name LAVERY at checkout.
reasons for "extreme" Neanderthal 50,000-year isolation: -If their valley is so close to ours, why don’t they visit? -Local gift economy complex enough already with Thad - Conflicts with group plan on dying out slowly over the next 10,000 years www.thechatner.com/p/reasons-fo...
“Ancient DNA Reveals Neanderthal Group Was Isolated for 50,000 Years,” from Smithsonian Magazine:
Pre-order my first novel Women's Hotel from the Strand for 20% off, why don't you! The discount code is LAVERY. Accept no substitutes. www.strandbooks.com/women-s-hote...
I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption
Everyone Knows You've Been To The Crusades If You Bring Back An Orange With You www.thechatner.com/p/everyone-k...
Calais. Everybody who goes on Crusade brings back an orange, and everybody back at home plays along, acting like they’ve never seen one before, even though they’re common as carrots in Catalonia and t...
Everything Dr Stephen Maturin Dissects In Patrick O'Brian's "Master and Commander" and "Post Captain" (he dissects so much! I love these books) www.thechatner.com/p/everything...
also some of my Women's Hotel book tour stops
EURYADES: Isn’t Helen the one everybody courts? With the, ah, still eyes, in the white face, the lustre as of olives where she stands…Born in the big egg, she was. Very pretty, I’ve heard. Surprised you boys haven’t heard of her. The Courtship of Penelope www.thechatner.com/p/the-courts...
ANTINOUS: I don’t think we ought to go over any of that again. The point is that no one’s courted Helen in ten years, nearly. AMPHINOMUS: Yes, and now everyone is courting Penelope. EURYADES: Is she a...