you’re allowed to not watch the debate, no one will be mad at you for not watching the debate

I’m doing the most normal American thing: not watching the debate

I'm living vicariously through other people rage-posting the debate, because my headache is too intense to actually listen to JD Vance's... voice? Dissonance? Sonic effluvia? Human embodiment of the brown note?

But the last time I didn’t watch a debate, the sitting President dropped out of his reelection campaign days later.

get the sense that most of this website expected vance to fuck a couch in the first three minutes