I love this

I saw the film in a drive in. . . This is funny.

to be fair,I would've thought the same thing

Republican logic

I’m reading this is Benoit Blanc’s voice

This really needs more Zardoz

Just realised this is 'going viral'. I found it in my Facebook memories from many years ago, but a rather rude person on here advised me it originally came from @favsquote.bsky.social so give that person a follow! Good stuff.

It was retaliation for someone stealing all their apes.

Would make it slightly more in line with the book.