oh no the whistleblower who didn't exist has died in a car wreck that didn't happen and now the only evidence will be screenshots of a fake affidavit that no one filed who could have forseen this

I have photographic evidence but it was stolen by goblins.

MTG, you don’t say? What “news” reports might these be?

have no fear, patriots though the whistleblower is dead and a process server is waiting in the lobby nothing will stop the true hero of this story from releasing screenshots of a heavily redacted document of unverifiable origin

"Note: the ABC whistleblower died on the way back to his home planet"

I love how presidential debates are now events worth murdering people over simply because Donald Trump keeps losing debates.

You don't know them, they're from Canada

First of all there is no whistleblower therefore no car crash. Second of all, what answers? It was a debate not a math test. It’s an open book test, a job interview. You just have to answer thoughtfully and honestly.

I like how the Dems reaction to losing was surveying the vibes, and make a sober decision to replace Biden. Republicans though literally creating tens of conspiracy theories to explain why their golden boy got bodied.