Colonel Sanders nods, steam issuing from his ears. Is this Tet? He shudders. The viet cong want his herbs and spices. He loads a dum dum round into his Lee Enfield rifle. The chicken is sizzling. It’s sizzling. It’s 1966, Pleiku. The humid air. Choppers. Mortar blasts
i slept 5 hrs in 2 days and i read this just now lol
la lucha por la vida, hermano
a lil diet pepsi will get it right out provided that he's family
HEY WHAT THE?! MAJESTY??! IS THAT YOU??!
Pee pee is stored in the dapper purple ball
You approach me and hear a swishing sound emanating from my vast marble internature. Yet I remain immovaceous
I am the purple ball full of pee right now, here, in this place
::scared of a little ramp:: what if my pee gets away this time?
HELL TO THE FUCKING YES that was gonna bug me all day