I dunno who's spending over $12,500 on vacuum cleaners before the end of October, but I bet their house is immaculate.

I can't decide whether this is the worst campaign slogan ever or the best campaign slogan ever. Incidentally, how does the Balsz school board even get through a meeting?

100%. Seventh grade, 1988, Chicago. Not rural Illinois, not even the suburbs. K-12 school inside the city limits, just a five-minute drive from the heart of the loop. Square. Dancing.

People always think I'm joking when I tell them I used to strip the padding out of the kids' Halloween costumes so they wouldn't suffer heat stroke.

"Ooo, it's October this week. I bet the weather's getting nice there." :-|

Low-key nightmare fuel for anybody who was a kid in the ‘80s.

GBgarybutterfield.bsky.socialSep 27, 2024 6:02pm

I would like a horror game with the aesthetic from this music video www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7F...

Genesis - Land of Confusion (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Genesis

Can we normalize jamming on the brakes every time a four-ton truckbro breathes down your neck? I’m just about ready to take one for the team.

I remember sitting in my father’s trade show booth in the ‘80s as a preteen, watching one person after another walk up with a rolling file cabinet to introduce themselves. “What do you do?” “We manufacture decorative tin cans. What do you do?” “I’m an entrepreneur.”

Related: I am kicking around “Grouchy Food Analyst.”