media: “we aren’t the story the candidates are the story” also the media:

She couldn't navigate a pair of spanx..

"a tough night" she sat at a table and asked some questions

I’m gonna be honest Darth, her navigation left a lot to be desired

Pet peeve. It all started going downhill when that started happening.

Why does her mouth look like Jack Nicholson's Joker??

We give ourselves an A+ and extra recess! 😍🥰

They're all just doing the news to pay the bills until their TikTok feeds take off

If this had come from the media critic on staff, I'm ok with it. From the dude tasked with covering the Harris campaign, completely disqualifying as to his future "reporting."

It's extra funny because she didn't actually

For an idiot