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Manager: welcome to your performance review, you have been rated as highly effective in your peer group! Me: awesome! So what comp adjustment can I expect? Manager: 15%! Me: amazing thank you! Manager: 15% raise in emotional salary, your comp is judged to be within range so it's 0% Me: "Combust"

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Gguthorvt.bsky.social

Funny story my emotional salary is $50 an hour

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COcatsofyore.bsky.social

brb letting my landlord know I'm going to start paying him "emotional rent" instead of real rent.

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SPdwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social

I do a monthly check-in with a peer at a much larger company and she wondered how I juggled so many specialized tasks and areas of subject matter expertise. My response was that being mostly remote frees me from the extraneous and inevitable office chat

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Ppeoriabummer.bsky.social

Forgetting my paycheck would be bad for my emotional salary.

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Uunoservix.bsky.social

my emotional salary is indexed directly to my pecuniary salary, such that it takes 1.5 salary to make me 1 happy

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Sedwoodk.bsky.social

Try paying rent with emotional salary. Hard pass.

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TIsmudgiesmom.bsky.social

Um, no, I really want the paycheck. 😳

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Jjefffreyspies.bsky.social

That is the weirdest way I’ve ever seen someone spell pizza party

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DOdigitalriot28.bsky.social

They do this and I literally riot.

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darth™️
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
not the darth u are looking for
59.8k followers1.9k following16.1k posts