The strange dissonance of loathing something in its present form and missing it for, if not what it necessarily *was*, then what it could've been…

💔 So bummed to be missing this in person, but I know you'll be phenomenal!

Wait, WAT?! This just blew up my fond childhood memory! 🤯

Oooh good to know! I've seen and doubted, I like super spicy.

Honestly, my misreadings are just always more interesting. Like, last week 🍎 news headline was something like: “Inside Pentagon's years long UFO studies"…which I read as "Inside Patagonia's years long UFO studies". 💭 Great outdoor gear AND extraterrestrial studies?! Way to go, Patagonia!

Why am I reading this in the voice of "Hey, how y'all doing?" 😂 (Also, lmk if you figure out how we send invite codes now that we're in!!)