So apparently the recent big security exploit in Linux has to do with how the operating system communicates with printers, proving once again that printers really are evil.

You do realise they will have heard that and you won't get anything to print correctly for the next month don't you? Don't mess with the printer fairies - regular sacrifices are required to keep things running smoothly.

Flashbacks to the late 90s and fighting inkjets every step of trying to print out that stupid book report. Every. Single. Time. And never the same reason, always something strange and new.

Didn't Windows recently have a similar issue a few years ago?

I knew it!