Best ALT text I've seen in awhile! "At the end of autumn, the apples still on the branches begin to ferment, attracting waxwings that flock there like tourists flying to Barcelona on charter flights." "The discussion continues, like in a pub at three in the morning." They become drunk! Angry #birds

I hate to be a buzzkill but while this would be a great caption, it shouldn't be in the alt text. Alt text is supposed to be an accessibility tool that just states what's in the photo.

Please read the Alt text, the picture description is in there. This is just a translation of the hilarious part.