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Dave "Dave Coion" Colon
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I am hearing from some of my political insider gossip sources that New York Magazine Washington Correspondent Olivia Coochie has been placed on leave after getting a UTI from Beetlejuice

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Not thinking about it Not thinking about it Not thinking ab-- I bet RFK Jr having an affair is like when Uncle Fester gets married in that second Addams Family Movie and can't stop almost getting killed

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We’ve all seen the photos of him looking weird and grimacing with no shirt off, so I get it. You definitely throw caution to the wind for that

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DCdavecolon.bsky.social

Holding you to account on this

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DCdavecolon.bsky.social

Well you’re stuck on that thing for another month, so you’ve got time

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Dave "Dave Coion" Colon
@davecolon.bsky.social
America's Sweetheart
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