commendable dedication to your research. And I’m sorry.

going to go a bit off board here: "Miracles" by Jefferson Starship. What feels like 11 minutes of nebulous wankery. I scramble to the skip button whenever it comes on one of my sources of mellow music.

the least necessary musical output in history

are we the ants

Bloomberg’s take is “we need to borrow a page from these ingenious captains of industry!.” Fellas we went through this last century.

depraved sports gambling used to be about *community* dammit

NPC ass fans, talm bout “I used to be a ball player but then I took a line drive to the knee” ass

I’d hang Vance first but it’s close

should his ghost be in the hall

jfc I need to start writing some hit songs