File under "many Remainers/Leavers see the BBC as hostile to Remainers/Leavers."

The correct response would be "Sooner or Later, One of us Must Know" Possibly "You Ain't Going Nowhere."

I prefer the Simon & Garfunkel rip-off www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAEp...

Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence (from The Concert in Central Park)

YouTube video by SimonGarfunkelVEVO

I think you're onto something with Kemi. I'm sure she's knocked on many more doors than I have but I never heard anything like what she did. "You only come when there's an election" most common, followed by "you're all the same" followed by "when are you going to sort x?" where x = local issue.

Excellent.

I shall probably not be wearing my rosette.

Same venue as last time? Can't promise but will try and make it.

Doesn't that require tacit admission that "Labour is absolutely right to blame us"?

Jenrick does win a free pass though in that his properly cast-iron serious sleaze scandals can now be airily dismissed as part of the "they're all at it" narrative.

You have just articulated a feeling I never realised I'd had.