"Parse the Parsley, Mother!" Famous advert from 1952 when parsley came off ration in England.

Summarise Proust.

Have you listened to BBC 6 Music? Radcliffe and McConie have a regular weekend feature called Crisps on the Radio where they review crisps.

Not easy to miss, unlike the Clitoris Museum.

Only when Hell freezes over - or HS2 gets built to Euston.

It's known as The Archers Doctrine; an everyday story of cunty folk.

Supercalifragilisticexpiumbilical

Which trade would that be?

Bring forth the Scone of Stone

In the original Russian, one hopes, or at least French.