Good morning from Iowa.

What a loser hahahaha

My favorite thing is how crisp and clean and fresh his cute little outfit looks, almost like he's never worn it before!

Mmmmm butched-up biker Pence has all the toughness of the plush version.

"Mother said I can sit on this bike today so long as no other females have ever touched the seat."

¿Vespa-Davidson?

good morning!

I would like to resign from white people, please.

Second best actor in Borat 2

What is this beady eyed bastard doing? Is he running for something?

I’m surprised mother let him get a bike.