These are the most pathetic people in world history

Honestly, think "Making Hydration Great Again" is fantastic.

Could having a bottle or cup that says "_____ tears" on it count as the fabled Second Conservative Joke?

i love the way CPAC always meets my expectations without me having to exercise my imagination very much

WHO looks at that bottle in the middle and thinks “yeah, i’m on the right side of things?!”

Iversity Nclusion Quity

It means “The Bart, The”

It’s so lib-coded and twee I’m surprised they don’t have a Cpac pussy hat yet

Staying hydrated with hate.

I for one feel owned