Reading the new Ted Cruz book.

The “woke virus” is generally referred to by normal people as “empathy”.

I can already tell you're in analogy hell

You have my sympathies. What did you do to deserve this?

conservative buzz word mad libs

Can't tell if this is real though.

Like ingesting porta potty effluent through your eyeballs.

If it makes you feel any better, he didn't write it.

Ignorant on every level. Fractal stupidity.

Ted Cruz is a crude mockery of a real human. A distorted homunculus comprised of ambition and sleaze.