Photo from the North Wales Chronicle in the late 1920s/early '30s showing my dad as a little boy feeding seagulls in Llandudno. I like the slightly wonky hand-drawn border round the picture, presumably done with a dip nib and chipped ruler by a bloke wearing a green eyeshade and smoking heavily.

He's way too young to be a father. Was there no age of consent back then? Disgusting.

You wouldn't get a wonky line like that in newspapers nowadays. And the seagulls would all have eight fucking wings