After weeks of dithering because of the price, I finally bought myself a new summer jacket from M&S a few days ago, brought it home and hung it on the back of a chair, and before I even got to wear it once the dog pissed on it. And now it's suddenly autumn.

I am so indecisive I spent most of summer choosing a light jacket. I didn’t manage it. Now I can’t choose a winter one. I’m looking forward to looking like I sleep in a car for another year.