My push messages just exploded 10 minutes before 01:00 and this shit is absolutely scary

Switzerland is losing its shit over wolf policy to be decided by a member of the Federal Council whose surname is synonymous with a national dish in the German-speaking part of the country.

thank you all for continuing to follow me, as if you had something better to do 😂

EBeffinbirds.comJan 1, 2024 5:00am

wtf is this cringe shit BTW: Happy 2024!!

I am a Swiss citizen, and I am literally having a nervous breakdown…

The stress from this Swiss federal election is killing me…

People who swear are actually more honest — and benefit from a more enriched vocabulary. NO SHIT! Just short of my 500th cartoon from @effinbirds.com, reliably dished out to irritating dipshits the world over. 😂 (They’re all favourited for very easy access.)

fuck this

The Macau Daily is reporting via mainland sources that some cities in Southern China have restarted their “health codes”—a major form of totalitarian control during Zero Covid, although officials claim “it won’t impact people’s everyday lives”. Of course, we who suffered through it all won’t forget!

That this is even happening in North Korea at all.